Why do I need a pink screwdriver?

OK, this may be viewed by some as a highly controversial statement Screenshot_20190306-004237_Amazonbut seriously, why do women need pink screwdrivers?
In fact why do we need pink anything?
We’re told it’s all about equality of opportunity, women should be allowed to do anything men can…..so explain the pink to me because I really don’t get it. It’s not empowering, it’s patronising! Yet here we all are celebrating it like it’s some kind of epiphany! So next time you see a lovely pink product, designed especially for women (because of course we’d never be able to use the real thing now would we?), just remember that it’s a pile of disingenuous poop aimed at selling you something you already have.
So to all those people out there that still think I need help to be equal….I’ve had my own drill for a quarter of a century. In fact it’s one of the best presents I’ve ever had, but I DON’T NEED A PINK TOOLKIT.